F-warp

Anyone who has been keeping track of Guillermo Del Toro in recent years, knows that he has been going around trying to find a studio interested in producing his adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft's short story 'At the Mountains of Madness'. Not an easy pitch due to the fact that there is no love-story or happy ending in ATMOM and the introduction of either would be considered heresy by even the most minor of Lovecraft enthusiasts. But now aintitcool.com and chud.com are reporting that Del Toro has finally found a willing candidate for the project. Who? Well none other than JAMES. FUCKING. CAMERON. I know cautious optimism is usually the best kin

So I was just browsing around the ole intarwebzz when I happened to stumble upon the following article at chud.com: http://chud.com/articles/articles/24389/1/QUASIMODOTHE-LUMPY-ACTION-ADVENTURE-STAR/Page1.html My reaction can accurately be summed up by the following: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E29iOPSxF94 Jesus, I thought a Dracula prequel was a bad idea, but this...I don't even know where to begin. This sounds like the kind of thing that would show up in a Simpsons-episode as a hilarious over-the-top-way of ridiculing the way Hollywood tends to bastardize classic material...and now they're actually doing it? The horror...the horror.